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Un-Creative hate mail/pranks

I logged onto my “preppy gurl” email account today, (It’s only a secondary account I made for this site), and I found another phony “You Won!” type email. As you all saw, the last email of this type I recieved was quite well-made, realistic, and potentially convincing. This one, as you can see, is not:

“(No Subject)‏

Your mail-Id has been Awarded £750,000. in the GNLD End Of Year Promo send your.
Name: ..address”
I actually found this one even funnier, as whoever sent it clearly put no effort into it to make it convincing, and was either just trying to send me spam, or was honestly deluded into thinking I, (or ANYONE else for that matter), would be fooled by something as ridiculously poorly done as that.
Though these stupid, “You’ve Won!” spam emails are quite hilarious, please, stop wasting my time with stuff that looks/was done by amateurs. If you REALLY want to fool me, or anyone else, try a little harder, and make it well done. I don’t even need to point out what was wrong, badly done, or unrealistic about the above email.
Another one I got was this one:
“Earn an accelerated MB8A in less than a week!‏
From: stevetellster (
Sent: Thu 10/21/10 3:35 AM
Attachments: 1 attachment | Download all attachments (59.6 KB)
  degree_in…pdf (59.6 KB) “



And though the mistakes in that second one are also very obvious and visible, I feel the need to remind the sender that it’s MBA, NOT “MB8A”. Honestly!
Spam/Pranksters, GET A LIFE! Or if you’re going to send stupid fake emails like this one, though your awful errors provide excellent comic relief, they worry me, I mean, I had no idea people were that stupid! Please get an education and THEN try spamming me, maybe THEN i’ll believe you!
Just saying,
Sarcastic Girl

I recieved this email today. To tell the truth, I actually found it quite funny. I don’t know which hater sent it to me, but I will admit it was quite realistic. One thing I WOULD advise in the future though, don’t create something like that using Google Docs, as it shows up very clearly in the message that it came from there.

I’m no expert, but I’m guessing real Lottery Companies wouldn’t use Google Docs to write a letter to their Lottery winner. Also, if there’s a real company, the email addresses of its employees would probably be from the company website, in the case of this “letter”, probably something along the lines of “” or something like that, not from gmail.
Also, it would probably be flawlessly done, ahd there would be spaces between all the words. In particular, I noticed that in one sentence, it reads, “thefollowing”, and not “the following”. I also noticed “.To file for your claim,Do contact”, which or incorrect, since there is a capital that’s not for a proper noun or at the beginning of a sentence, and there is not space after the period, before the “To”.
Another thing I noticed was that after the “required info”, there were lines, for example,
Address:_________. In all of the letters and emails from companies i’ve seen asking for personal information before, there was no line after the “necessary” personal information. (Believe me, I know, because I get a lot of similar spam at my other email address). I also wondered why some of the “required information” was in caps and some was not, ex: “FULL NAMES:” and “City:”
Anyways, this was actually quite funny, I applaud whoever came up with that and took the time to write it. That’s pretty creative, though I did wonder why a UK company would be affiliated with a US email server/address, but I did laugh really hard after I read this.
Either way, that was pretty hilarious, good job to whever sent it. If I really WAS a typical, shallow, Twitard teen girl, I probably would have believed it!
Anyways, just wanted to share, see if anyone else got any laughs from it.

“Confirm Receipt…….
Message from
P O Box 1010 Liverpool, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)


We are pleased to inform you today 19th Oct, 2010 of the result of the
30th of September, 2010.You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1,000,000 (One Million Britain Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file XYL/26510460037/10.To file for your claim,Do contact our claims agent with thefollowing information:

Agents Name: Benjamin Williams.
TEL : ++447045745297

Ref : L/200-26937
SERIAL No: S/N-00168


1. FULL NAMES: _______
2. ADDRESS: __________
3. City________
4. State_________
5. Postcode______
6. Country____________
7. SEX: _______
8. AGE: ________
9. OCCUPATION: _____________
10. TELEPHONE NUMBER: _________

Dr.(Mrs.) Susan Reeds


Google Docs makes it easy to create, store and share online documents, spreadsheets and presentations.”

“Some Guy” sent me this in the comments to my phony Twilight article, and I admit I laughed my ass off.

Check it out:


To all of you people who posted a link to this site on facebook and other sites back when you thought I was serious, which led to tons of people sending me nasty stuff, arguing what I said, and saying I should go kill myself or that I was a ho bag, I was hoping you might be able to post a link to my NEW post, or to my now-revamped site, so that everyone will hopefully know that this is all just a joke.
I would really appreciate it, as I never intended to alienate Harry Potter fans. I hope we can all eventually band together, as my real intention was to have fun and parody typical, shallow teenagers and Twitards.
I also deleted my Helena post. I’m really sorry about that one. It almost pained me to write it. I didn’t actually come up with any of the things I said, all I did was listen to losers from my school who think Helena was weird. One of them even passed around the magazine that had one of the photos in it, and she was commenting with her friends about it.
In an attempt to make up for my temporary insanity in posting that article, which was out of line and I totally disagreed with, even if I was trying to imitate a shallow prep, I have made Helena my new icon. I love that picture of her, (my icon, I mean), I especially love that hairstyle she has.

Don’t take this Seriously

Guys, I have a confession:

I’m NOT serious at all. I don’t mean a thing i’ve posted on this site so far. This is all just a joke. None of this is serious.

I am a huge Harry Potter fan. The Harry Potter series is one of my favorite series ever, and I think that JK Rowling is a brilliant writer, while Stephenie Meyer is repetitive and has lousy character development. I agree with almost everything you guys said in your arguments as to why Harry Potter is better, and I DO NOT think Twilight is better. I think that Harry Potter is a fantastic series, totally original and amazing, and Twilight is just a fad. I truly think that Harry Potter will be aorund forever, and Twilight will fade.
I find Bella Swan to be a weak pushover with little personality who sets a bad example for girls everywhere. Edward is a creepy stalker, who acts like a jerk all the time.
I think that Robert Pattison is ugly and should wash his hair. I haven’t seen Kristen is any other movies, and while maybe she is a good actress in OTHER movies, I find her looks plain and average, not particularly beautiful or anything. And I agree that that photo I posted looks like a mug shot. a nice mug shot, but a mug shot nonetheless. Also, I don’t find Jacob hot. All those muscles are creepy and look fake, and he’s not particularly gorgeous himself, I find him rather plain, nearing ugly.

Also, I am a HUGE Helena fan. I think that she is brilliant, and I admire her for being unique and different . I think that she is extremely talented, and I love how she is unique and stands apart from every other fake-tanned, bleach-blond, anorexic stick figure in Hollywood. I also love her style and think she’s beautiful. She is one of my idols, and I felt terrible publishing that article about her. I love her movies, and I’m a fan of Tim Burtons work too.

I am also a Bellatrix fan. I think she’s the best character in the Harry Potter movies, and I love her even more since she is portrayed by Helena, who does a brilliant job. My brother always gets mad at me since I rewind all of the Bellatrix scenes whenever we watch Harry Potter movies with Belatrix in them. My favorite lines by her are, “I killed Sirius Black, you coming to get me?”, and “You dare speak his name, YOU FILTHY HALF-BLOOD!”. I think she’s loyal, independent, strong, beautiful, and basically just an amazing character. Insanity is awesome.

I would also like to add that I HATE Paris Hilton. I think she’s shallow, vain, narcissistic, unremarkable, and an attention w*ore. She has no talent whatsoever, unless you count being a horrible role-model and giving women a bad name. I did not actually even listen to her album. I didn’t want to risk my life by listening to any trash made by Paris. I wrote the review with the help of the iTunes album review and the people on iTunes who had commented on the album. I thought it would be more clear that I was joking, because in the second Paris picture I put up, she was wearing a shirt with her own face on it, which I found just plain creepy, laughable, and narcissistic. Not a good thing.

I would also like people to know that I DO NOT think that Lindsay, Miley, or Selena are talented. Helena has one hundred times the “talent” they have. The day Miley, Lindsay, or Selena ever do a good acting job or produce a decent musical album is the day Hell freezes over. I am a proud anti-Disney person. Most of their “stars” suck and have no talent whatsoever, I mean, “Party in the USA?” SERIOUSLY?!?!

The reason why I did this?  First off, I was trying to capture how an average teen girl would think and write. I tried to push it a little, hoping that someone would see that I was only kidding, but nobody seemed to really catch on.

In real life, I have a friend whos a MAJOR Twitard. She even went on a special tour, a trip to Forks, and going around all the spots mentioned in the clearing. She also has a major crush on Edward. I was annoyed, especially when she explained her “reasoning” for loving Twilight.

I just wanted to see if I could write like a typical, shallow, preppy, Twitard teenage girl. I’m guessing from the comments that I was successful. I didn’t intend for it to become this big. My only point in doing this was to have fun, joke around, and subtly poke fun at preps and Twitards everywhere. I also am trying to practice my writing skills, as I would like to write a novel someday.

At my school, there are a lot of spoiled, rich preppy kids. A majority of the girls are Twitards. I try and distance myself from most of these people, but they still piss me off.

Also in real life, I am NOT a prep. To me, being preppy is NOT something to be proud of. I am the kind of person who wants to stand out from the crowd, not blend in. I try to be unique, and always be myself, even if some people don’t like me for it. I’m the kind of person who doesn’t care about so-called “popularity”. I follow myself and no one else.

Lastly, i’d like to apologize to anyone I may have offended. This was all a big joke, but I understand from the comments that I might have offended some people. That was unintentional, and I apologize.

I hope you guys aren’t too mad. Also, I was hoping to continue doing this, even if my little “secret” is out. I had fun doing this (except when I had to insult Helena. I would like to delete that post soon). I found this to be an extremely fascinating thing to do, especially the almost 100% negative feelings towards this. I’m glad there are so many smart people in the world.


A proud, NON-preppy girl. (Girl, NOT Gurl)